Extraction-led performance for high-demand locations
Key Features
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Our Showroom
For trade customers - we supply and maintain commercial coffee equipment nationwide. We are also proud to house a fully stocked commercial machine showroom at our premises in Lancashire.
If you'd like to book an appointment to see us please don't hesitate to reach out!
Don't live nearby? No problem, we offer nationwide coverage.
Coffee beans
Our Roasts
We've carefully selected all of our roasts to offer a wide range of flavours across the range, so whatever your preference, we've got something for you!
We care about sustainability, so all of our beans are sourced solely from sustainable farms, and always will be.
We offer great pricing, quick delivery and true customer support for both retail and trade customers.
Machines, grinders and accessories
Traditional Machines
We offer a wide range of traditional machines from all the major brands. You can choose a machine on its own or as part of a full package with grinder, water filter, and accessories. We also provide full installation, basic training, and flexible payment options—whether you prefer to lease or buy.
A wide range of brands available
Commercial Grinders
Need a new grinder? We can help. We’re the main UK retailer for Eureka—the world’s largest speciality grinder manufacturer—offering unbeatable pricing, availability, and support. We also work with a range of other leading brands, including Mahlkönig, Mazzer, and HeyCafé, to name just a few.
Great espresso at the touch of a button
Bean to Cup Machines
Looking for a commercial bean-to-cup machine? We’ve got you covered. We work with a wide range of leading brands, including Franke, WMF, La Cimbali, Jura, and more—so we can help you find the perfect fit for your business. Whether you're after speed, consistency, or premium quality, we offer expert advice, great pricing, and full support from enquiry to installation.
Small batch or bulk brew
Filter Coffee Machines
If you're looking for a reliable filter coffee machine, we can help. We work with top brands like Marco, Bravilor, Fetco, and more—offering a wide range of options to suit everything from small offices to busy cafés. Whether you need bulk brewing or a compact pour-over setup, we’ll help you find the right solution with expert advice, competitive pricing, and full support.
Perfectly filtered water, every time
Water Dispensers
Need a hot or cold water solution for your workspace or café? We offer a range of reliable water dispensers and taps to suit all needs and budgets—from compact countertop units to high-capacity systems. Whether you’re after instant hot water, chilled still, or sparkling options, we’ll help you find the perfect setup with expert advice and full installation support.
Frequently Asked Questions
If you have any other queries please don't hesitate to get in touch, we'll be happy to help!
How do I get a machine from Clumsy Goat?
It’s a really quick and easy process. Just drop us a message using the contact form below or give us a call on 01706 452922. One of our friendly sales team will talk you through the best options for your business. Once you're happy with a machine and ready to order, we’ll either send over an invoice or, if you’d prefer to lease, start the approval process—it’s usually very fast. As soon as that’s sorted, we’ll arrange installation at a time that’s convenient for you.
I'm not sure which machine to choose, can you help?
Of course! Our friendly and experienced sales team is always happy to help and can guide you through everything. Most of our customers order over the phone or by email, but if you'd like to see the machines in action, feel free to book a showroom visit too!
What drinks can I make with the GS MasterBrew?
How does the lease process work?
Leasing is a popular option that allows you to rent a coffee machine for a specific period in exchange for fixed monthly rental payments.
It allows you to avoid the large expense of buying a machine outright so you can invest money in other areas.
When leasing a machine you can receive the equipment you need right away, rather than waiting until you have budget available. You may also be able to receive tax relief that you wouldn't otherwise be entitled to when purchasing outright, along with the option to upgrade your machine to the latest model when the contract ends.
Leasing is typically available for a fixed duration of anywhere from 2-5 years and has flexible options at the end, where you can choose to extend the term, give the machine back or upgrade to a brand new machine with the latest upgrades.
Can I purchase a machine instead of leasing one?
Absolutely! We have both options available for all of our commercial machines.
Do you offer servicing?
We offer both one-off servicing and service contracts for all our commercial coffee machines. You can choose a plan at the time of purchase or add one later—whatever suits you best. Our nationwide coverage means fast call-out times whenever you need support.
Do you offer any wholesale services?
We do. If you'd like to order our coffee for your business, please get in touch — we’d be happy to hear from you.
Get a Free Quote Today!
Call us on 01706 452 922 to speak to a member of our team.
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