All machines come with Free Installation, Free Training, Flexible warranties and a Free Case of Our Fairtrade Italian Espresso Coffee Beans (860 servings, worth £1,848 when sold at £2.20 each!)
We work directly with the manufacturers so we can offer the most affordable pricing options. We also have detailed product brochures available for each machine, which you can find by viewing any of the products below :)
From £16.70 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
One of our most popular machines - the IB7 is a reliable, affordable E61 system that's capable of handling all the stresses and strains of a low to high volume cafe or restaurant.
From £27.59 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
Single-boiler espresso machine available in 1, 2, 3 groups or 2 groups compact (2GRC). All versions feature automatic dosing (USB). Steady Brew (SB) technology is available for all versions, except 1GR and 1GR TALL.
From £35.42 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
Classe 7 raises the standard of the mid-range espresso machines. Designed to always get the best extraction from every coffee, it combines functionality and ergonomics in a modern and elegant look. Featuring the most advanced brewing technologies ...
From £22.17 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
One of our most popular machines - the Bambino is an extremely well built, affordable system that's capable of handling all the stresses and strains of a low to medium volume cafe or restaurant.
From £23.91 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Contempo takes everything from the Bambino but adds larger boilers and stainless steel side panels. It's great for busy cafes and restaurants looking for a reliable machine at an affordable price.
From £34.09 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Velocino is very unique to the traditional machine market as it can froth milk automatically. This is great for venues with a high staff turnover, or where consistent training isn't available.
From £21.52 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The S2 range includes lots of the features included in La Spaziale's higher end systems but at a more affordable price. They are great for medium volume businesses who are looking to get into the brand.
From £24.47 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Iberital Lanna Intenz is known as a real workhorse machine. It takes many of the great qualities of the IB7 and boosts performance by including a larger boiler, quick action lever steam arms and the option to upgrade the power supply.
From £26.92 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Iberital Tandem is very similar to the Intenz, which is known as a real workhorse machine, however with a truly unique design. It takes many of the great qualities of the IB7 and boosts performance by including a larger boiler, quick turn stea...
From £23.91 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Retro takes inspiration from the classic 1950s lever espresso machines and combines it with modern technology to produce a truly stunning piece of bar furniture.
From £28.31 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The S5 is La Spaziale's most popular commercial machine. It's great for medium / high volume businesses who want full P.I.D. temperature control at an affordable price.
From £29.77 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The S8 and S9 are the latest take on La Spaziale's most popular commercial machine, the S5. They're great for medium / high volume businesses who want advanced control at an affordable price.
From £37.82 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The P.I.D. is Fracino's flagship traditional machine. The system offers a wide range of customisation options, which make it ideal for any serious venue.
From £36.22 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The S40 is La Spaziale's flagship machine. It offers a huge range of control features that ensure you get an extremely high end espresso, every time. It has also been the UK Barista Championship's machine of choice several times in recent years.
From £45.89 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Vista is an incredibly capable, speciality machine, that offers very consistent temperature stability, while allowing you to precisely adjust and configure the perfect extraction.
From £52.63 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Linea Classic S is one of the most popular premium espresso machines in the industry, and rightly so. It offers users the most affordable way to enter the La Marzocco commercial range and is packed full of features.
From £67.31 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Linea PB, like the Classic S is one of the most popular premium espresso machines in the industry, and rightly so. It is an evolution from the Classic S, with greater flexibility to adjust key parameters and clever internals that promote very ...
From £70.37 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
A present day La Marzocco espresso machine that doesn't compromise on classic Italian design. The latest GB5 S maintains all the original identity of the GB5 line but with the incredible consistency and reliability of a modern La Marzocco.
From £88.73 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
Industry leading temperature stability and reliability in a machine that doesn't compromise on classical Italian design. The latest GB5 X maintains all the original identity of the GB5 line but with the incredible consistency and reliability of a ...
From £89.83 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The KB90 is an evolution of the Linea PB and aims to improve workflows by using an innovative portafilter design, along with automatic group flushing. It is also one of the most popular machines to customise, as the back panels have been engineere...
From £97.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Strada S is one of La Marzocco's most iconic models and is loaded full of features, such as independent saturated boilers and pro touch steam arms. The design is lower in profile when compared to previous generations and features a large drip ...
From £140.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Strada X is La Marzocco's flagship espresso machine. It's combines pretty much all the headline features from across their range, which results in one of the most consistent and workflow friendly machines on the market.
From £79.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Leva S is La Marzocco's modern take on the classic lever style espresso machine design. It's packed full of modern features like dual insulated boilers and dual PID, along with a unique mechanical system that both reduces the force required to...
From £97.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Leva X is La Marzocco's flagship lever espresso machine. It's combines pretty much all the headline features from across their range with a truly eye-catching design.
From £54.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The M26 TE RE is a premium option which, on full-sized 2 and 3 group models, features the incredible PGS system. This system allows compatible grinders to communicate with the machine and adjust the grind size automatically based on the machine's...
From £69.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The M40 is one of the latest releases from La Cimbali. It's a premium, sustainably made, economical dual boiler machine that also features the incredible PGS system. This allows compatible grinders to communicate with the machine and adjust the g...
From £89.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The M200 is La Cimbali's flagship traditional machine. It features their amazing PGS system, along with multi-boiler technology that's incredibly stable and allows you to set different temperatures on each group. The profile variant even allows y...
From £27.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Zoe is Sanremo's most popular machine, and for good reason! It's an incredibly capable machine with an affordable price point that includes a number of great features, such as shot timers*, barista lights* and electronic pre infusion. They are...
From £32.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The D8 is one of Sanremo's latest releases. It is unique in that it sits around the entry-level price point; however, it has been given a host of features normally seen on much more expensive machines, such as adjustable boiler and group temperatu...
From £39.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The D8 Pro offers an expansion of the capabilities of the regular D8. It has a more advanced system that allows you to individually set each group head to maintain its own temperature. It is also fitted with front panel illumination, a metal cup g...
From £39.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Verona is a classic option from Sanremo that's available in both single boiler (SED) and multi-boiler (RS) configurations. Both offer incredible consistency, with the power and reliability of any modern Sanremo machine.
From £46.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The F18 SB is the perfect partner for restaurants, coffee shops, and roasting companies all over the world, where reliability, robustness, and speed are paramount. You can expect high thermal and pressure stability, a completely redesigned interfa...
From £62.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The F18 MB is a unique, top-performing multi-boiler machine for medium to high volume venues, featuring next-generation technology and SEEM energy-saving features.
From £73.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Café Racer is one of Sanremo's most recognisable models. It features a truly unique design and is packed full of features that allow it to produce industry-leading consistency, with the ability to adjust a range of parameters to dial in your e...
From £89.99 per week (Prices exclude VAT) Outright purchase pricing available
The Opera is Sanremo's flagship model and is packed with their most advanced technology, such as pressure profiling, multiple temperature options per group, optional synchronisation with compatible scales, and much more!
I have been very impressed by the quality and reliability of this grinder- perfect for my little mobile coffee shop. The dosing adjustment and integrated tamper means you can brew the perfect coffee every time.
Having finally decided to get a grinder after years of making do with pre-ground for various specialist coffee suppliers and after much procrastination I decided to get the new Eureka Mignon Zero to pair with my expobar office of many years service. I'm still very much learning but my word the difference in the coffee when you can adjust yourself it's night and day. I am no expert and forget about being able to taste various nuances to the brew but I have never had coffee taste like it can now when I get the grind right. I generally have always had mill based as I couldn't take espresso but when you get it right it's a whole new world. I would definitely say this grinder is worth the money and effort especially at the price Clumsy Goat have it at and their service seems excellent - thank you. If you are looking for a solid espresso grinder that is quiet to use and compact of footprint but with the ability to give good consistent grounds at espresso sizes you won't be disappointed!
Delicious! I can enjoy my favourite caramel latte knowing I’m not consuming vast amounts of sugar with every cup.
It would be wonderful if you could produce a sugar free chai syrup too.
Coffee is always excellent and this one is no exception, and in the 1kg bags superb value to. Clumsy Goat is my go to online coffee producer. Excellent everyday treat.
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Graham Holland
Top quality kit
These machines have obviously been designed and developed by someone whom cares about precision and quality. It’s an absolute delight to use.
Sage the Dynamic Duo Espresso Machine and Coffee Grinder
Oliver Ayres
Gaggio classic + Eureka Mignon Zero
Fantastic home set up - couldn’t have asked for a better set up (especially with a 9 bar spring and PID) and clumsy goat was excellent.
Eureka Mignon Zero Low Retention Home Coffee Grinder - Black
Jono
Fantastic grinder and great colour
Really happy with the grinder, does exactly what it needs to.
Colour looks fantastic and matches our kitchen.
Eureka Mignon Specialita Home Coffee Grinder - 55mm
Derek Wacey
Eureka mig on oro single dose pro grinder
Good quality grinder. Would recommend
NEW - Eureka Mignon Oro Single Dose Pro Coffee Grinder
Pintadera Ltd Cafe
Not clumsy!!! Just great!
I had a great experience with Clamsy Goat! My first order was handled wonderfully, and the service was excellent. I'm now eagerly waiting for my second order. Highly recommend!
Zuma Dark Premium Hot Chocolate 33% Cocoa 1kg
Dave Baker
Big Step up
Have been using a Delonghi bean to cup coffee matching for the last 7 years, which sprung a leak so was time to renew.
The Sage Express impress fitted in our price range and for ease of use with the ability to experiment at the weekends.
Didn’t take too long to adjust the settings to get a good espresso with plenty of help from YouTube.
And now my wife has decided she wants in on the action as it’s easier to use than she first thought and she is happily making espresso’s and long blacks.
The steam function is a lot more powerful than on our old machine and is going to take a lot more practice to perfect.
But overall really happy with our purchase and getting a much improved coffee compared to our old machine.
The title says it all. Fantastic service from a fantastic team. Great Comms, fast, efficient delivery service at an unbeatable price.What more do you want? Oh, and the Sage Dual Boiler ain't half bad either!
Sage The Dual Boiler Espresso Machine - Black Truffle
Chin Wei Lim
Personal for one
Good size 1-2 cups
Hario V60 01 Glass Coffee Server - 450ml
Chin Wei Lim
Classic design
First ever gooseneck kettle to compliment my home coffee ritual set, replacing old milk pitcher for better control!
Hario Buono V60 Coffee Drip Kettle - 1L
David Connor
Impresso Espresso
We have had our new Rancilio Espresso machine and Eureka grinder for aound a month. It is used every day and several times a a day with 5 coffee drinkers in the house. My son wife and daughter drink cappuccino with French Vanilla and I drink it as it comes with a dash of water. Our experience to date has been exemplary. The products and consumables bought are delivering everything our hopes desired and on top of this the service from the Clumsy Goat team has been second to none. They helped us make the right choice of machines and when some of our consumables failed to arrive with the main delivery they had a replacement order in process within minutes, and I mean minutes, of being advised of the short ship. I could not recommend these guys highly enough.
Rancilio Silvia E V6 Home Espresso Machine + Eureka Specialita Grinder Package