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Our Story

Here at Clumsy Goat, we like to imagine that the Big Bang was a single coffee bean exploding, unlocking infinite energy and giving life to everything we know today. If only this were true…

In reality, there once existed a time when coffee as we know it simply didn’t exist. And believe it or not, we humans weren’t the first to discover its magical properties. Instead, we have the most unlikely of creatures to thank… the goat!

Legend has it that thousands of years ago, an Ethiopian goat herder named Kaldi noticed his goats behaving in a peculiar manner. According to his tales they were overcome by a sudden state of frenzy, appearing to jump, dance and fall haphazardly. These excitable, clumsy goats were later found feasting on the red berries of an unfamiliar tree; a coffee tree.

Here at Clumsy Goat we've really focussed on quality beans – our obsession with premium flavours has taken us on an adventure to source some of the finest beans mother earth has to offer. We also roast all of our beans in small batches so we can deliver maximum freshness and taste.

We believe everyone involved in the creation of Clumsy Goat is of equal importance. That’s why we’re genuinely proud to say that all our beans are sourced ethically and sustainably. This helps us to support the industry, the farmers and of course… their goats!

For wholesale customers, we offer a comprehensive range of coffee machines and industry specific catering equipment. Our team can have lots of experience with coffee shops, cafes, restaurants and pubs, so are well placed to help you on your journey :)

  • Speciality Coffee

    All of our coffee is freshly roasted in small weekly batches. We also source exclusively from sustainable farms.

  • Quick Shipping

    We offer both standard (2-3 days) and next day shipping, with super quick despatch.

  • Huge Range

    We also stock a wide range of accessories consumables, home equipment, commercial machines and spares.

  • Fantastic Support

    We're here to help with any queries you have, whether its delivery queries or pre-purchase advice, we'd love to hear from you!

Coffee beans

Our Roasts

We've carefully selected all of our roasts to offer a wide range of flavours across the range, so whatever your preference, we've got something for you!

We care about sustainability, so all of our beans are sourced solely from sustainable farms, and always will be.

We offer great pricing, quick delivery and true customer support for both retail and trade customers.

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Grinders, machines and accessories

Home Equipment

We stock a wide range of speciality coffee equipment and are here to help if you need a hand choosing. We are the main UK retailer for both Eureka and Rancilio and offer great pricing and availability, plus unrivalled support both before and after purchasing.

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Hot chocolate, syrups, cleaning supplies and more

Consumables

In addition to our range of beans, we also offer a wide selection of consumables for both the home and trade. We stock products from a range of popular brands, such as Zuma, Sweetbird, Monin, Birchall, Vegware and more.

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Commercial Machines

For trade customers - we supply and maintain commercial coffee equipment nationwide. We are also proud to house a fully stocked commercial machine showroom at our premises in Lancashire.

If you'd like to book an appointment to see us please don't hesitate to reach out!

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