About Us

Premium Beans, Machines
& Equipment

Here's a little bit about us :)


About Us

Premium Beans, Machines
& Equipment

Here's a little bit about us :)

Our Story

Here at Clumsy Goat, we like to imagine that the Big Bang was a single coffee bean exploding, unlocking infinite energy and giving life to everything we know today. If only this were true…

In reality, there once existed a time when coffee as we know it simply didn’t exist. And believe it or not, we humans weren’t the first to discover its magical properties. Instead, we have the most unlikely of creatures to thank… the goat!

Legend has it that thousands of years ago, an Ethiopian goat herder named Kaldi noticed his goats behaving in a peculiar manner. According to his tales they were overcome by a sudden state of frenzy, appearing to jump, dance and fall haphazardly. These excitable, clumsy goats were later found feasting on the red berries of an unfamiliar tree; a coffee tree.

Here at Clumsy Goat we've really focussed on quality beans – our obsession with premium flavours has taken us on an adventure to source some of the finest beans mother earth has to offer. We also roast all of our beans in small batches so we can deliver maximum freshness and taste.

We believe everyone involved in the creation of Clumsy Goat is of equal importance. That’s why we’re genuinely proud to say that all our beans are sourced ethically and sustainably. This helps us to support the industry, the farmers and of course… their goats!

For wholesale customers, we offer a comprehensive range of coffee machines and industry specific catering equipment. Our team can have lots of experience with coffee shops, cafes, restaurants and pubs, so are well placed to help you on your journey :)

Our Roasts

What makes them great

We've carefully selected all of our roasts to offer a wide range of flavours across the range, so whatever your preference, we've got something for you!

We care about sustainability, so all of our beans are sourced solely from 100% Fairtrade certified farms, and always will be.

We offer great pricing, quick delivery and true customer support for both retail and trade customers.


What makes us different.

Whether you're running a busy coffee shop, popular restaurant, caffeine fuelled office or are a home coffee enthusiast, we can help!

  • Super fresh coffee, roasted in weekly batches.
  • Same Day Dispatch as standard.
  • All roasts are 100% Fairtrade certified.
  • An Extensive range of home and commercial equipment.
  • A knowledgable support team.
  • Personal account manager for all trade customers.

More Than Just Great Coffee


We have an extensive range of both domestic and professional coffee machines available.


Need some affordable equipment for your coffee or food business? We've got you covered.

Industry advice

If you're looking to start a coffee or food business and need some help, be sure to get in touch :)

Lots of happy customers

Here's what they have to say!



Clumsy Goat has got it right. Value for money, quality and their roasting is second to none in the UK. The flavour and attention to the craft of coffee roasting should be shouted from the mountain tops. Taste, talent and love for the complex bean. Happy customers now.

Tony C.


Took a chance as a new customer. Coffee arrived very quickly and we have found it wonderful. Coffee like it should be, I would highly recommend to anyone considering a purchase. We have tried the espresso and the Brazilian beans and they are the best we have ever tried. Will be getting more.

Jordan F.


Just wanted to say, your better than a lot of the others out there, even my most local machine and bean supplier, they wanted £481 upfront (installation & training) plus £19 per kilo of coffee! I’ll be sure to recommend you! 

Commercial Sales & Support

For trade customers - we can supply and maintain commercial coffee equipment nationwide. We are also proud to house a fully stocked commercial machine showroom at our premises in Whitworth, Lancashire.

We offer complete sales support, industry advice and can help you find the perfect machine for your business. Whether that's a traditional set up for your coffee shop, bean to cup machine for your busy office, or if you're simply in need of a new grinder or coffee supplier, we've got you covered!

Please note that the showroom is currently for trade customers only. Visits are also by appointment only, so we can fully prepare each machine for your visit.

We’re really excited to welcome you here!