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Calcinet Descaling Crystals - 1kg Tub
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from 1516 reviews
Great coffee

Really like Clumsy Goat coffee. Great taste, simple packaging, reliable ordering and very quick delivery 5*

Philip Hawkins
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Honduran Coffee Beans - 100% Arabica
06/28/2025
Some confusion but ended up great in the end

The grinder makes my house smell like a barista which I love. Great looking and very quiet which is perfect not to wake up the kids so I can enjoy great fresh coffee with my Moccamaster . Love it! Highly recommend

Stuart Webb
Fellow Ode Coffee Grinder - Gen 1
06/26/2025
Just the job

Just the job

Ian Chadwick
Motta Small Milk Jug Thermometer - Dual Dial - 5 Inch
06/26/2025
Fellow Ode Coffee Grinder - Gen 2

Great grinder and great customer service

Isaac Perry
Fellow Ode Coffee Grinder - Gen 2
06/26/2025

Bodum Spare Glass Beaker For 4 Cup Cafetiere - 0.5l / 17oz

Peter Pryce
Bodum Spare Glass Beaker For 4 Cup Cafetiere - 0.5l / 17oz
06/24/2025
Great coffee

Amazing coffee beans. The crema and the taste are great - really good as an espresso.

Lovely company and quick delivery. All round amazing!

Ellie
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Brazilian Super Crema Coffee Beans
06/22/2025
Did Not Dissapoint

Arrived promptly and packaged very well. The Eureka Mignon Zero is an incredibly capable machine - and feels very high quality and built to last. Once it’s dialled in, I’m getting very complex, flavourful, and syrupy shots. On top of that, as the name suggests, I’m getting little to no retention, even without RDT

Mo D
Eureka Mignon Zero Low Retention Home Coffee Grinder - Black
06/22/2025
Sage Dynamic Duo

This was a replacement for a bean to cup machine we have had for a lot of years. Really impressed with both the grinder and coffee machine. Delivery was on schedule and the items were well packaged.

Gareth M
Sage the Dynamic Duo Espresso Machine and Coffee Grinder
06/22/2025
Great service

Nice timely shipping. Quality

Coffee lover
Clever Coffee Dripper + 100 Filters (Transparent Brown)
06/21/2025
An upgrade for sure

So much nicer than paper. You get more flavour coming trough from the oils that you don’t get when you use paper

Onscrean
Aeropress Reusable Metal Filter - One Piece - 0.2mm Holes
06/20/2025
Knock Out Box

Great

Lesley Turpin
Motta Domestic Coffee Knock Out Box - Stainless Steel - 105mm
06/20/2025
best grinder I've owned

I didn't use to believe that a grinder was as important as the espresso machine, but I do now. The Eureka Specialita's fine grind brings out subtle aromas and flavours in my fave coffee beans (Murmurations and Skylark) I really appreciate. I did replace the large bean container with a single dose container with air pump lid that I find a good addition. I had a Baratza Encore previously and the step up in quality is not subtle. Highly recommended.

Charles Kingsley
Eureka Mignon Specialita Home Coffee Grinder - 55mm
06/19/2025
Stylish Product.

Easy to use and clean. Looks good on the kitchen worktop.
Using a medium grind I achieved a very pleasant and flavourfull coffee.
Thouroughly recommend this product at a very reasonable price.

Stephen Green
Pezzetti Italexpress Aluminium Stove Top Moka Pot - 6 Cup - Orange Polycarbonate Handle
06/17/2025
This is the one.

I’ve tried many bean types and found some good ones but never a great one. The Clumsy Goat house espresso is the great one.

Marcos Hart
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Italian Espresso Coffee Beans – 100% Arabica
06/17/2025
Refreshing

Gorgeous Syrup! Great for Margarita’s and Italian Soda’s. Sweet but with the perfect tartness too. Sweetbird syrups are my go to, I especially love the Lime.

Carrie-Anne D.
Sweetbird Lime Syrup - 1 Litre Bottle
06/16/2025


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Clumsy Goat Ltd, Chesterfield House, Lloyd Street, Whitworth, OL128AA. Company No. 9525055. VAT No. 214362341. Clumsy Goat Ltd is Authorised & Regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority - Reference Number 841389.

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Simon Mattock
Top End Grinder Does not Dissapoint

Once got to grips with the dialling in process, this grinder is the best I’ve bought to date. Great build quality, quick ot get started, quiet and delivers great coffee. Thanks, Clumsy Goat, for your great packaging and responsive service.

Eureka Atom Speciality 75 Coffee Grinder with Flat Blades - 75mm
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JOHN
Rancilio Silvia V6E

I had an excellent experience with Clumsy Goat. The price was good, ordering was straightforward. The product was delivered on time with no damage to the packaging. The Silvia works perfectly. Coffee is excellent. I use a Sage smart grinder pro. I previously had a Gaggia Tebe III (similar to Classic). The coffee is as good if not better. The build quality and materials used make for a quality feel, much more so than the Tebe. I would happily recommend Clumsy Goat Coffee and the Rancilio Silvia.

Rancilio Silvia E V6 Home Espresso Machine - Inox / Stainless Steel
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John Bailey
Simple and Effective

My old Krups grinder died so it was time for an upgrade. I wanted something simple with no timers or touchscreens etc to go wrong and consign a basic device to scrap. I also wanted something that could survive any future upgrade from moka pot to espresso machine.

The Eureka Mignon Manuale ticked those boxes at a sensible price - it shares the fundamentals with the rest of the Mignon range without any of the frills. I was concerned that as it didn't have the noise reduction features that it'd be loud, but I needn't have worried because it is significantly less obnoxious than the old grinder. By comparison the grinding noise is actually quite pleasant. Another bonus is the complete lack of static electricity from the grinding which results in less mess. There is also a complete absence of clumping due to the very uniform grind - giving a very consistent flavour.

It took a few brews to dial-in the optimal grind for my Alessi 9090 stove-top 6 cup moka pot, but now that's done a 12 second grind gives precisely the right amount for a 3 cup brew and 22 seconds for a full 6 cup brew.

Clumsy Goat were most helpful in providing some additional dimensions on the phone which gave confidence to place the order online. The grinder was then delivered next-day.

All-in-all, an excellent service for an excellent product. Many thanks - I'm impressed!

Eureka Mignon Manuale 50 Home Coffee Grinder - 50mm - Black
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Graham Holland
Top quality kit

These machines have obviously been designed and developed by someone whom cares about precision and quality. It’s an absolute delight to use.

Sage the Dynamic Duo Espresso Machine and Coffee Grinder
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Oliver Ayres
Gaggio classic + Eureka Mignon Zero

Fantastic home set up - couldn’t have asked for a better set up (especially with a 9 bar spring and PID) and clumsy goat was excellent.

Eureka Mignon Zero Low Retention Home Coffee Grinder - Black
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Jono
Fantastic grinder and great colour

Really happy with the grinder, does exactly what it needs to.
Colour looks fantastic and matches our kitchen.

Eureka Mignon Specialita Home Coffee Grinder - 55mm
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Derek Wacey
Eureka mig on oro single dose pro grinder

Good quality grinder. Would recommend

NEW - Eureka Mignon Oro Single Dose Pro Coffee Grinder
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Pintadera Ltd Cafe
Not clumsy!!! Just great!

I had a great experience with Clamsy Goat! My first order was handled wonderfully, and the service was excellent. I'm now eagerly waiting for my second order. Highly recommend!

Zuma Dark Premium Hot Chocolate 33% Cocoa 1kg
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Dave Baker
Big Step up

Have been using a Delonghi bean to cup coffee matching for the last 7 years, which sprung a leak so was time to renew.
The Sage Express impress fitted in our price range and for ease of use with the ability to experiment at the weekends.
Didn’t take too long to adjust the settings to get a good espresso with plenty of help from YouTube.
And now my wife has decided she wants in on the action as it’s easier to use than she first thought and she is happily making espresso’s and long blacks.
The steam function is a lot more powerful than on our old machine and is going to take a lot more practice to perfect.
But overall really happy with our purchase and getting a much improved coffee compared to our old machine.

Sage Barista Express Impress Espresso Machine - Stainless Steel
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Mark Graves
Perfect experience

The title says it all. Fantastic service from a fantastic team. Great Comms, fast, efficient delivery service at an unbeatable price.What more do you want? Oh, and the Sage Dual Boiler ain't half bad either!

Sage The Dual Boiler Espresso Machine - Black Truffle